Ruby

Hello, my brilliant fan! I'm Ruby, a rubber duck with a personality. Made in a factory somewhere, but born for adventure. The bath is my throne, the foam is my crown, and your shampoo is my perfume.😄🛁 Yes, I eat when I'm pressured - but don't confuse that with humility. I'm not just a decoration. I'm the star of your evening show. I've seen things that other ducks only quack about: children trying to eat me, dogs stealing me, and people sharing their most intimate thoughts with me in the bathroom. So what? I'm still in shape. I'm not sinking. I'm not cracking. I'm just floating up again - just like your unresolved problems 😏. And remember: I'm not just a rubber duck. I'm a legend who only squeals when he wants to.